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Tiffany Haddish just angered Beyoncé and some tables are shaken!

by Miz Tee



We all remember that time comedian and Girls Trip star Tiffany Haddish met Beyoncé for the first (and probably last) time, right?

The two shared a selfie, and Haddish would go on to spill some tea about how she saw an actress flirt with Jay-Z in front of Beyoncé.


Haddish retold the entire story about how Beyoncé got jealous after an unnamed actress tried to get all up on Jay-Z, and it made Beyoncé look bad.

Now Haddish is retelling another story from that night, saying Beyoncé was bitten on the face too!

Apparently, according to Haddish, an “unnamed actress” bit BeyoncĂ© full on the face in front of the comedian.

“There was this actress there that’s just, like, doing the mostest,” Haddish told GQ magazine.

“She bit BeyoncĂ© in the face! So BeyoncĂ© stormed away, went up to Jay-Z, and was like, ‘Jay! Come here! This bitch…’ and snatched him.”

Haddish then says she was stunned, and didn’t know what to do until she bumped into BeyoncĂ© later in the evening.

“And then BeyoncĂ© and Jay-Z walked by me,” Haddish continued, “and I tapped BeyoncĂ©.”

Haddish says she told BeyoncĂ©, “I’m going to beat somebody ass at your party. I just want to let you know that.”

BeyoncĂ© told her not to and told her to “have fun” instead. It was at this moment that Haddish took her famed selfie with Bey.

BeyoncĂ© went on to explain to Haddish that the unnamed actress was on drugs and that she normally doesn’t act like that.

“[BeyoncĂ©] was like, ‘Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.'”

People are still wondering who the “unnamed actress” is. Some people are saying it’s either Sara Foster or Sanaa Lathan — both D-listers, at best.

But it seems Haddish's story didn't fly with BeyoncĂ©, who, in the lyrics of the new song Top Off with Jay Z and Future, seemingly issued a warning to the comedian in one lyric: “If they’re tryna party with the queen, they gon’ have to sign a non-disclosure.

Basically, it sounds like Haddish won’t be part of BeyoncĂ©’s inner circle anytime soon. Loose lips sink famous (friend)ships!

Haddish took the memo in stride, immediately tweeting: “Just know I will sign a N.D.A. any day for BeyoncĂ©.”



So Haddish backed down and kissed BeyoncĂ©’s ass, just like everyone else does, probably for fear of losing career opportunities.

Perhaps Tiffany Haddish has learnt her lesson: real life is not a movie!


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Miz Tee, writing for DNB Stories!

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