Thursday, October 12

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What just happened?

by Zeus



*** Conversation Between Mother and Son ***


Mom: Andrew, go upstairs and get me my purse!

Andrew: Okay, Mum. But I want to talk to you about something...

Mom: What's that?

Andrew: Mum, I lost my virginity last night.

Mom: Oh wow, my baby boy is finally growing up! Did you talk to your father about it?

Andrew: Mum! Why the hell should I do that?

Mom: Okay, okay, come sit on my lap and tell me about it.

Andrew: Mum, I can't.

Mom: Come on, don't be shy! You are over 17. Come sit on my lap and tell me about it.

Andrew: No, Mum, I can't sit down right now. My butt still hurts bad...

Mom:

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