Monday, May 8

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How to become a true slay queen

by Miz Tee



A slay queen is someone that looks and acts so amazing, fabulous and flawless that any insult you make against them will slide right past them and back to you, because who even are you when you're standing next to them.


This is your journey to joining the slaying gang.

1. This is you:



2. At the entrance and you meet the neighbors



2. Inside the hall and you meet the receptionist



4. Your first instructor



5. Then she says: "Adjust your bra, girl."



6. "You can now go in"



7. Second instructor teaches you how to walk



8. Third instructor teaches you how to smile



9. When you finally meet Mother Superior



10. And then her verdict



11. Your mother-in-law when you come back home

 


12. Your husband that night



1 comment:

  1. Very funny indeed. A post for slay Queens who can't even slay a chicken 🍗

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