Wednesday, July 22

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Joke: The Doctor and the Journalist

by Zeus



In a mental hospital, a journalist asked the doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a person or not?

Doctor: Well, we usually fill a bathtub with water and give the person a teaspoon, a glass cup and a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub. Depending on what they used to empty the bathtub, we would determine whether the person is normal or not.

Journalist: Oh, I see. Obviously a normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger and would certainly empty faster.

Doctor: No, a normal person would simply pull the drain plug and the water would flow away. Please go to Bed 38. A nurse will attend to you right away.

21 comments:

  1. That means I also get checked out because my answer was the bucket. Though

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    1. I'm on Bed 30, Lisa. You should take Bed 41.

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    2. Hahaha let me go and pack my things. I really need a vacation.

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  2. Leave me alone! Is it by force to go to bed 43?

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  3. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That means I shld have a bed 2.

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  4. The Doc should go to bed 44 for not listing drain plug on the options!

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  5. Hahahahahahahhahahaha! I tink I need bed 45 too, but d doc shld take d next one too. LOL

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  6. I need two beds. For me and my friend.

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  7. Hahaha! Yaba left is going to bubble this weekend! many people are voluntarily struggling to be there! Sure, many are mad, few are roaming the streets! Which class are you?

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  8. I guess am d only person that got d ans right bc my ans was exactly what d doctor said.

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  9. LOL I also thought the journalist was correct thou...

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  10. It seems everybody need a bed here o
    .hahahahah

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  11. The joke got me der

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  12. Loool...the joke got almost everyone.

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  13. lol wow hahahahaha I fell for it!! nice one

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  14. daniel guess we re roommates now cos m in bed 31..lolz hahaha

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