Friday, August 26

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Nigerians reacting to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's divorce saga!

by Zeus



When you hear Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are divorcing:




Please who are they?

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When you hear the wife is getting
$7 million in divorce settlement



You don't mean it.

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When you hear the wife said she is giving all the money to charity



Are there witches in America too?

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When you realize that your fellow woman is probably just bluffing



We know ourselves na.

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When you hear the husband went straight and gave the money to charity



Ha, somebody cannot come and play with you again?

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And the wife is now very angry about this



You see your life?

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When asked when you will be divorcing your own Nigerian husband



Not now, Satan!


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Your Nigerian husband waiting for you to come and divorce him



We will make up after the economy gets better.

8 comments:

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