Friday, February 5

19

The Return!



The door swings open and the trio let themselves in.

Gloria blows off dust from the desk.

“Puffffffff!”

"Victor, broom now!" the thick DNB editor commands.


“Me?” Victor grumbles.

“Yes, you!”

"Why me? Men don't sweep!"

"Yes, they don't," Gloria quickly agrees. She takes hold of the mop leaning to the wall and passes it to him. "They mop! Now off to work!"

Victor's face swells in fury.

Only a loud hiss of utter nonchalance comes from Gloria.

Daniel bursts into laughter, getting all attention to himself.

"And what's so funny!" Gloria asks, staring.

Daniel turns quiet at once. He shakes his head. "Nothing."

"It had better," Gloria says. "Now pick up the dustpan and help Victor tidy up this place! We just got few minutes to set our blog back to order and kick off business as usual!"

"What?" Daniel looks stunned.

"What?!" Gloria returns.

"I'm the boss; bosses don't sweep!"

Gloria smiles lightly. "Oh yes you are right. They don't."

Daniel smiles. “I wonder why you forgot.”

“Actually, I didn’t.” Gloria says. “Bosses don’t sweep, true, but they sure fetch water!” She throws the metal bucket over. “Now take that and walk down to the lagoon and fetch some water for Victor to scrub with. Fast!”

Daniel’s eyes pop. “But—”

“Ssh! No but! Now!”

Daniel grudgingly picks the bucket and storms away.

“But, Gloria,” Victor calls as he starts to sweep.

“Yes, darling.”

“What will you be doing while we work?”

She smiles. “Supervising, of course! Now get back to work, my boy, and be careful not to get dust on my pumps. They are not just leather; they are Prada!”

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We sincerely apologize for being away for so long. We suffered a minor financial setback, but again we survived…as always.

Special thanks to all that contacted us to ask why; we really would not have guessed that that much people read us.

We greatly appreciate your concern.

And to Madam Gee that made a donation. We can never adequately show you how we felt.

DNB Stories will resume normal posting next week with January 2016 award winners.

Thank you all.

19 comments:

  1. Pheeeeew! *wiping sweat and heaving sigh of relief* I nearly had an heart ache, I was deeply worried about my favourite DNB. Welcome back to Dan, gloria n other crew members.

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  2. Dnb oooo Neva knew I can mis a blog lyk this so excited to hear this now. Pls next time just tell us or at least reply our msgs. Was vry worried

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  3. Thank God u are back. God bless u Dnb family..

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  4. Nawa o. Pls u guys shouldn't let little set back bother u. Am so sorry I couldn't help my DNB! It will be well soon. Welcome back.

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  5. This guys just got me feeling that a great part of my body is no longer working[with your silence to all inquiries made on your absence]!
    Well-come back my cribs!
    But then there is so much meanings in this your story.
    I got it.*winks at madam Glooo*

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  6. Jeez!thank the gods.i checked into the hospital yesterday after dnb gave me a heart attack from their prolonged silence.missed u guys,welcome home.

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  7. Yes! Where are all my friends? You people should come oooo DNBSTORIES is back!

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  8. i am so happy, i nearly had heart attack........ lol.

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  9. Before i forget, thanks to madam Gee

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  10. Welcome back my eh e-family. Missed u so much

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  11. Yaaaaaaay, Its a family cinema, "whose with the remote, don't touch the dial or rather cross-carpet to another blog".. Its DNB, baby *dancing*

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    1. Yes ooo! Nnem take five jare. #Muah.
      Thanks to everyone. We will resume fully next week.

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  12. Dnb my love. Glad you are back!

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  13. It's nyc to have you guys back, and God bless mama gee...

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  14. I'm so glad to have DNB stories back. Really missed you guys.

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