Wednesday, August 5

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Joke: Don't Copy!

by Zeus

 


During a sermon, a famous inspirational speaker said, "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who is not my wife".

The audience was in shocked silence.

He then added, “That woman was my mother.”

There was a round of applause and cheering laughter.


A very daring husband who was in the congregation tried to pull this off at home.

After dinner, Rufus said loudly to his wife in the kitchen, "Darling, best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who is not my wife".

Before he could open his mouth to complete the statement, everywhere turned blank.

When Rufus regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed.

16 comments:

  1. He would have rephrased it! Instead of staring from where, should have started from whom!

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  2. Loool...now he will watch exactly what to copy next time. I don't even think he will be copying anyone anytime soon.

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  3. Hahahahaha.. If only he knew. D wife dint even have any chill at all. lol.

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  4. E don be! You go explain whose arm you spent your best days in.

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  5. Hahahaha the woman temper 2 hot jare

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  6. eeyah sorry bro. next time mind what you copy cus what you think is good for the gander might not be good for the goose

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  7. Hahahahahahaha........The fury of a woman.

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  8. Copy cat. Ndo

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  9. dat serves him right next time he wont copy Americans he is Africans

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  10. hahahahaha hahahahaha so funny lol d first guy wan in front of a congregation not in front of his wife e might ave suffer similar Fate had e said it to his wife

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  11. hahahahaha hahahahaha so funny lol d first guy wan in front of a congregation not in front of his wife e might ave suffer similar Fate had e said it to his wife

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