Wednesday, July 1

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Joke: Mama Ijeoma's Secret

by Gloria Ezeh



6-year-old Ijeoma was in the sitting room, playing with her kid brother when suddenly the boy scattered the game.

Ijeoma was furious.

Mama Ijeoma was in the kitchen making dinner for her family when Ijeoma walked into the kitchen.

‘Mummy, where did Junior come from?’ Ijeoma asked her mother.

Mama Ijeoma stared at her daughter. ‘Same place as you, my dear,’ she said, turning back to what she was doing.


Ijeoma was still curious. ‘Ok, mummy, but how did we really come?’

Mama Ijeoma raised her face and thought for a few seconds. Then she said, ‘Well, my dear, Daddy and Mummy fell in love and got married. One night, they went into the bedroom and locked the door. They began to kiss and hug, and then they had sex.’

Ijeoma looked puzzled the more. ‘What is sex, mummy? How is it done?’

‘Daddy puts his thing into Mummy’s thing, that’s how you get a baby, honey. That’s how you and Junior came.’

Ijeoma seemed to comprehend now. ‘Oh, I see, mummy. But the other night when I peeped through your door, you had daddy’s thing in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?’

'Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.’

18 comments:

  1. Hahaha..no be small jewelry oh😂😂😂

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  2. Jewelries, Diamonds etc! nice answer! hope she will not be looking for some jewelries?

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    1. Children of these days shaa. Wat was she peeping at? Nawaoo

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  3. Lol. Enough jewelry. High tension questions. Lol

    Pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  4. Lol...no be small jwelry my daugher...kids of dis days and there inquisitiveness

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  5. She had better not start looking for her own jewelry o! lol

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  6. high tensed jewelery with great pleasures

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  7. Hahahaha...yeye woman

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  8. Hahahahahaa nice jewelries o. Nice one.

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  9. True confession. Now that final answer is funny.

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  10. Hahahaha, children and d funny questions they ask.. only God knowa why she was peeping

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  11. Mama Ijeoma is a crook

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  12. Lol...mama Ijeoma managed to get herself out of a tight corner.

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  13. Of all names y ijeoma. ....gloria Wetin I do u nau

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