Wednesday, June 24

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Joke: The Prescription

by Zeus



A married woman entered a pharmacy.

She walked to the pharmacist.

She looked straight into his eyes and said, 'I would like to buy a fast-killing poison for humans.'


Bewildered, the pharmacist asked, 'Why, madam? What do you need the poison for?’

The lady replied, 'I need it to kill my husband.’

‘Good Lord!’ the pharmacist screamed.

‘Can I have the poison?’ the woman asked.

‘Absolutely not! It’s against the law! I can’t give you that!'

The lady reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist stared at the picture. 'Why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription before?’

10 comments:

  1. Hahahahahaaa. Dts so funny! Pharmacist easy o.

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    1. Lolzeer. Nice one.

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  2. I know he will give her double dose without collecting money and use the rest at home! After all she has shown him the prescription!

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  3. UnikCrown Says:
    Abeg Oga Pharmacist nothing 'does' you jare...lol A cheating partner is as good as dead cos dem fit kill you with their devilish act if you are not careful.

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  4. Ojutalayo Ajibola24 June 2015 at 16:29

    I will give the woman correct overdose for a good prescription

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  5. Okay now.

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  6. Hahahaha....this is funny. fnny much

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