Wednesday, May 20

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Joke: Akpos Divorces His Wife

by Zeus



Akpos finally divorces his wife.

After many months of fruitless search for love, ex Mrs. Akpos decides to place an ad in a local newspaper.


She wrote - “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.”

Two days later, her doorbell rings.

She opens the door and sees a man on a motor wheelchair.

“Hi, I’m Timi. I have no arms so I won’t beat you. I have no legs so I won't run away.”

Akpos’ wife is furious. “So what the hell makes you think you will be great in bed too?” she asks.

Timi replies, “Ask me how I rang your doorbell!”


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